My Favorite Quotes from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

“Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,

Teach us something please,

Whether we be old and bald

Or young with scabby knees,

Our heads could do with filling

With some interesting stuff,

For now they're bare and full of air,

Dead flies and bits of fluff,

So teach us things worth knowing,

Bring back what we've forgot,

Just do your best, we'll do the rest,

And learn until our brains all rot.”

"Which way did they go Peeves?" "Quick, tell me."

"Say 'please'"

"Don't mess with me, Peeves, now where did they go?"

"Shan't say nothing if you don't say please."

"All right - please."

"NOTHING! Ha Haaa! Told you I wouldn't say nothing if you didn't say please! Ha! Ha! Haaaaaa!"                                

- Filch and Peeves

"But from that moment on, Hermione Granger became their friend.  There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them."

"Peeves," he said in a hoarse whisper, "the Bloody Baron has his own reasons for being invisible." Peeves almost fell out of the air in shock.

- Harry

Alas! Ear wax!"                                             

- Dumbledore