My Favorite Quotes from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

“WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU," "ABOUT SAYING THE 'M' WORD IN OUR HOUSE?"    

- Uncle Vernon

"Fame's a fickle friend" "Celebrity is as celebrity does"

- Lockhart

"If you must know, when I was three, Fred turned my - my teddy bear into a great big filthy spider because I broke his toy broomstick.... You wouldn't like them either if you'd been holding your bear and suddenly it had too many legs and..."                          

- Ron

"Oh, Potter, you rotter, oh, what have you done, you're killing off students, you think its good fun - "                              

- Peeves

His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,

His hair is as dark as a blackboard.

I wish he was mine, he's really divine,

The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.

"Got a sock," "Master threw it, and Dobby caught it, and Dobby - Dobby is free"

- Dobby